Tuesday, February 9, 2010

All about the Golden Corral

I love me some Golden Corral buffets. I eat there about twice a week. I can't eat their salad because they put that watchamacallit substance on the lettuce that makes it stay greener, which in turn keeps me up all night doing terrible things to my stomach.....things I will not share with you (Yeah Imodium AD!). The meats and vegetables and biscuits are as good as it gets (the ones I frequent, anyway), and the Dessert Bar is 2-Die-4 with enough choices to make you say- "Can't make up my mind, so I'll have a lil' of each".

As I've shared before, the GC tends to attract folks that are 'butt-ugly'. One time I had to leave earlier than usual because there was just too much damn ugliness in the house. I'm always amazed at how many 'great-big-huge' patrons waddle back and forth from their table to the buffet bar. Cellulite is practically wall-to-wall in the dining hall.

Today, I had to put up with a woman talking non-stop to her boyfriend. Apparently he lacked understanding because she kept saying- "know what I'm saying?" after every other statement. And, she must be the 'easy-to-please' type of person because she constantly mixed "like" in her conversational repertoire.

I guess you could say that I enjoy the food at the 'GC' extremely well for me to keep going back and enduring the irritations that seem to flavor my visits.

Monday, February 8, 2010

You Say, I Say...

Secretia said...

I see men shaving while drinking coffee and talking on a cell going to work.

yeah, bunch of girly-men, I say!



Some Chilean Woman said...

4 tubes and you were feeling light-headed? Perhaps you used all your blood while thinking about the nurse being great in the sack.

You may not believe this, but once a nurse placed my left hand directly on her right breast while taking my blood pressure. I don't know if she did it to calm me down (doesn't work), or if she was desperate for attention. I told SB when I got home about the incident, and I said that the next time that 'hussy nurse' pulls a stunt like that again with me that I was going to squeeze it just a lil'. SB told me that under no circumstances was I ever to do that. True Story.



JD said...

This blog was actually very helpful to me as a Medical Office Administrator. I mean, all this time we have hired nurses based on licensure, professionality and references when we should have just had a walk-through panel of male judges who would be kind enough to give them all a f**kability score. That would make hiring so much more seamless. Annual evals could be centered around their score. Reductions in score would of course be made if weight was gained or God forbid if a pregnancy occurred. It's all so clear now. Thanks for clearing that up!
But you see, JD, my return business is based solely on a nurse's fucka****ty score!



Marla said...

Hope you're doing well and finding sleep.

I do appreciate the kind remarks of concern from my readers about my sleep deprived life. Btw, you sure do look HOT in your new profile pic! And, I'm sure I know what your husband is thinking.....I can tell it in his smile.



KrippledWarrior said...

YEEE HHAAW!!! Don't mean to startle y'all. Just doin' the Rebel Yell to kinda kick things off. Know what I mean? Break out yer clogging shoes, and dance.

I bet I can "YEEE HHAAW" louder than you, Marla, and Red-Neck-Chic!



nirvana diva said...

you are just plain smart.

I know, I've been that way a looooong, looooong time!



Dutch donut girl said...

Kettle corn?
Sweet tea with some raspberry cheesecake ?
Collards?
I don't really care for football, but I would enjoy a superbowl feast.

I'm impressed, but not surprised that you remember some of my favorite foods, Double D! You would make a great wife for some lucky man. Sadly, "Today's Woman" has the foolish idea that having a vagina should be sufficient for keeping a good man.



Peggy said...

Super Bowl to me is:
wearing a cute jersey
drinking beer
eating yummy snacks
watching the commercials

..just wearing a Jersey, huh! hmm...



RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Great predictions. BTW, is there some sort of game today, or is that the scenario in your home on a daily basis?
xo Robyn

Hey pretty lil' Jewish Girl,
Don't take what HH said, personally. Sometimes he has a flash-back of his former Drill Sergeant shouting- "DROP IT AND GIVE ME FIFTY". Then, he takes it out on some innocent blogger. You just happened to be at the right
blog, at the wrong time.



Tracy said...

Nice pre-game coverage! But, you forgot the halftime show - with who, I mean, no,..... The Who. A lot of the younger generation are goiog to say "Who?"

Their music will live forever, but I swear, folks need to quit while they're ahead.



Daisy said...

Since I am originally from Indiana and the team I normally root for is not playing, I say Go Colts!!

HA! You, and Special K, and CK apparently didn't cheer hard enough. HAHAAHAAA!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

All about Super Bowl Predictions

1. There will be lots and lots of commercials
2. Everybody in the audience will be talking at the same time
3. Beer will be consumed
4. Beer will be spilled
5. Foul language will be shouted with no apologies
6. There will be much running around and bumping into one another...in the bleachers and on the field
7. Whistling in the stands by using two fingers, but some will do it fingerless, and whistling on the playing field by referees who will cheat-whistle
8. The Game Analysts guys will make us aware of all the 'ifs'
9. Pain
10. Jubilation
11. Tears
12. There will be a winner, and that team will be the one that scored the most points

I'm Blasé , and I can't wait to see what SB will be serving me as my predictions are fulfilled.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Friday's Feature

Was this a fun movie, or what!




It's the Weekend...

Keep your pace in the race,
and commit some RAOK along the way
- Blasé

Thursday, February 4, 2010

All about my 'new' Doctor

Yesterday I spent a couple of hours getting to know my new Dr. and his nurse. A thorough physical was done of me and I should know the results in a few days. I was pleased with the mannerisms of both the Dr. and his nurse. The Dr. looks to be a bit younger than me, and his nurse looks like she would be great in the sack (of course, "things are not always what they appear to be").

As usual, I had to lie down for my blood to be drawn. I got light-headed and weasy (??) as she was filling up 4 tubes (hurry-up already!). I was given some samples of Ambien CR in hopes of keeping me asleep at night, and a couple of other drugs for certain issues I have. I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to drugs...but Hey-OH! I still woke-up last night too early, maybe after a few nights the sleep-aid will do me better. The other two drugs are doing its job, already!!!

I'm Blasé, and I'm thankful for SweetBaby, Blogging, Rock 'n Roll, Sex, and Drugs

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

You Say, I Say...

Jenn said...

For a man you are pretty darn smart!
*snicker*

"For a man"...I'm "pretty darn"/dang/damn BRAVE for mixing it up with a predominate female Blogosphere! Dontcha think!?



That Gal Kiki said...

Nice. I, too, put things away before my other half is finished eating. We both have OCD (in different ways) so it's a FUN challenge.

I just had a funny visual of you and I eating together and bumping into one another as we race to clear off the table. That would be a "challenge"...but not sure if in a "fun" way. Of course, I've got some ideas...



Violet said...
What the heck is the "right" way to vacuum or dust?? IMO, there's no "right" way. It's either done or it's not.

Oh Lord! I can see there is likely much for me to teach you, Violet. So much for me to teach, and so little time. MsDarkstar can enlighten you to as the "right" way to vacuum...I taught her some months ago.



UberGrumpy said...

Especially with you on number two. Do the job right.
Mrs G asked me to clean the bathroom last week, so I changed most of the plumbing. It was gross

I hear ya, UG! I can just imagine you replacing the pipes.....then again, better not.



Peggy said...

you ROCK!!

Oh Peggy, so sweet! But, you and I both know that you were thinking-
"you ROCK..like a mutherfucker"!



Deanna said...

Considering what?

ok...Deanna! Obviously you are not familiar with my Blog. You're a newbie, and you have to learn just like everyone else. "Complete the Sentence" is about you filling in the blanks as it fits YOU....not me. Under normal circumstances, I'd give the spankin' of your life if I thought you were being a wise-ass. Lucky for you, I'm giving you a free pass.



Tracy said...

Lately it has been difficult with the diet, so I am considering punting it this weekend and eating like a normal person when we are at our friend's superbowl party.

"punting"...oh, you're funny! Hey, may I take care of 'wee man' while you are "eating like a normal person" this weekend?



Gillian said...

Lately, it's been difficult with remembering all the details of my vivid dreams so, I'm considering buying a tape recorder to keep next to my bed so that the second I wake up I can log the details.

uh huh....so, G-spot, if I were to operate that "tape recorder" for you, that would be less for you to trouble yourself with. If you sleep naked, I won't look...unless you want me to!



RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Lately, it's been difficult with finding a date, so I'm considering joining a convent. Do they have one of those for Jewish girls?
xoRobyn

Oh bullshit! You're just being too picky, is all!



Becki Jacket said...

Lately, it's been difficult dealing with neck pain. So, I'm considering chopping off my neck.

Becki Boo, don't you dare hurt that pretty lil' neck of yours!



Lena said...

Life's been difficult with 2 drum kits in MY bedroom, so I'm considering shoving the sticks.....

Yeah, I guess ear-plugs would be futile?? I agree, the key is "shoving"....but where, is debatable.



Deborah said...

Lately, it's been difficult with . . .
mind over matter
so, I'm considering . . .
getting better at drinkin'.

I hope you will drink more, Deborah. Better likely of you getting the nerve to post a video of you doing jumping-jacks in your underwear...



Choleesa said...

Lately, its all been difficult, so Im considering selling the kids, ditching the hubby, and moving cross country.

I wish there was something I could do for you, Choleesa. Well, I have a few things in mind, but anyway. Just keep venting on your cute lil' Blog, it will do you good.



Dutch donut girl said...

H. Oh, you poor object/piece of meat. Is that a tear I see in your eye? :( You wanna use my tissue? Need a hug, maybe? A big, comforting hug.

I would LOVE a "comforting" hug from you, Double D...but I'm afraid suffocation may be involved with all that you've got going on upstairs (fun, but challenging). Question- Do you have trouble pulling your apron over your boobs like Chele does?



red.neck chic said...

send me a pic of you wearing only an apron (well, showing your lips to) and i'll make sure and return the favor.
OH! And you should get the beautiful SB a clap on/clap off light... then it's not an issue and she can just flip you off... or cut you off... or you and Elvis and SB could all share a jelly biscuit! What kind of jelly?
;-) robelyn

I just may do that this coming weekend! If I do, the "favor" better be returned. Most any kind of jelly as long as it's Smuckers!



♥Aubrey said...

Excuse me!!! Not all women are bad drivers...i get what you're trying to say here. Some of us are pros and multi-tasking and can handle a moving vehicle at the same time :)-
Now as far as never again letting her paint your toe nails...why would you let her the first time?

I'll allow SB to try anything to/with/for/on- me, ONCE! I'm a gamey type of husband, you know!



Funny in My Mind said...

did ya go with something red? glittery? we all need to know about the pedicure that wasn't

Now FIMM, how come you don't believe me... ;)



Some Chilean Woman said...

I have a BIG butt, I ain't listening to you.

I know you do.....I just didn't want to single-you-out!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

PLEASE DO ME ..a favor

Would you women-folk move your lil' butts over to the RIGHT lane when you are doing your make-up.. and your ever-so-important 'texting'.. and your Cell-phone yapping? The left lane is for passing. Thank you in advance.

I'm Blasé, and I swear to God/baby Jesus that never again will I allow SB to paint my toenails...

Monday, February 1, 2010

I WISH...

A. Elvis would come out of hiding and share a jelly biscuit with me!

B. Kitty would be late for something...just ONE time!

C. That Gal Kinki would teach SB how to 'work a pole' (the metal kind)

D. Marla would arm-wrestle me. I'd clobber her!

E. Mistry would stop with the excuses and just BLOG!

F. That it wouldn't snow anymore this year, because I'm tired of shoveling and things of that nature

G. That SB would quit telling me to "cut off the light". You don't "cut" it off....you 'flip' it off.

H. That this one customer of mine would stop staring at my lips when she is talking to me. I'm not just an 'object', you know.

I. That G-spot would stop imagining me wearing an apron and nothing else...while I'm vacuuming and dusting...

J. That all my readers would send me a picture of their self sitting at their computer, wearing only an apron while blogging and/or commenting on my Blog.

Complete the Sentence

Lately, it's been difficult with..


so, I'm considering..

Sunday, January 31, 2010

I Always...well, sort of:

1. Light candles on the Dinner table for me and SweetBaby on Saturday nights so we can enjoy a romantic ambiance while filling our tummies. That's just the way Blasé rolls...

2. Do the vacuuming and dusting about every month. But, when I do it, I do it the way it's supposed to be done.

3. Have to clear my throat for awhile after I eat.

4. Have to remind SB about..well....about a whole lot of damn things.

5. Am the one who steps-up-to-the-plate at work about things that need to be addressed.

6. Am wishing on Sundays that I could retire and not have to work for people anymore. That, my adorable Peeps, would be reeeeeally nice!

7. Receive a caressing from SB before going to bed at night.

8. Put things away before SB is done eating and that just pisses her off to no end.

9. Say- "ok, Baby" about a dozen times to let SB know that I'm leaving the computer and coming to the table after she tells me that "it's ready". Otherwise, she will continue to tell me- "it's ready"

10. Have to be on Time. I am the first to 'be there'. I don't have time for folks that have excuses for being late....or not 'blogging lately', and things of that nature :)

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Top Ten

The following are the Top Ten participating Readers of my Blog for the month of January. #1 reciprocated my posts the most, followed by #2. The remainder are listed in no particular order. This is my way of handing out "Rewards"! Clicking on the highlights will reveal the Ten most active readers. Remember, my type of Blog cannot exist without your influence. Thanks for all commenters, and here are the recent Top Ten-


1. I can bake a mean Chocolate Cake!

2. It is hard for me to keep things to myself

3. We have a wee kitty named Pickles/Prinkles

4. I don't have far to travel to Myrtle Beach

5. I think I need to go organize something...

6. I love a good beat!

7. I've given the '2 fingers' many times, especially back in the 60s

8. I miss that puppy that used to sit on my lap

9. I don't have a Blog, and my name is Daisy

10. I enjoy winning over the boys

Points to Ponder

1. Be concerned of what you can change, but release that which you cannot change. For that which you cannot change, do this- Imagine inserting a soap-wand into a lil' bottle of liquid soap (yes, the kind you did as a kid). Remove the wand and lightly blow into the hole of the wand which should create a bubble of some sort. Now, keep focused on that bubble as it floats away into the sky (or length of its duration). What you cannot control or change is fixed inside of that bubble. Let it go baby, just let it go!

2. You're not going to live forever, so don't be sweatin' your inevitable and imminent death.

3. Instead of searching for 'Greener Grass'...fertilize and cultivate the grass you have now.

4. Don't take everything so personal. Swallow your Pride and stop pouting.

5. The particular Religion/Faith that you will follow/believe will be determined by one or more of three factors:

A- Emotions B- Intellect C- Exposure/Upbringing/Culture

6. Go after what/who you want. Procrastinating and 'playing hard-to-get' will most likely cause you to 'miss-out'.

7. It takes 2 to fight/argue. So, if you'd just shut-up, there would be no fighting.

8. Having to be 'Right' every time, causes unnecessary drama and likely regrets.

9. If you live long enough, and you are one who is a thinker and are deeper than a 'surface' type of person...you will look back over your life and say to yourself- "hmm, what was that all about??" That is, unless you have convinced yourself to believe that there is an after-life.

10. Respect is not "earned"...it is 'given'. Trust is earned.