All about the Dentist

It’s been several years since I paid a visit/co-pay to the Dentist. I’ve been twice in the past 25 years. This past visit last Thursday, revealed that I had some tartar buildup and a cavity that needs to be filled. Those findings are expected after a couple of decades of using your teeth. Other than that, my teeth are doing great. I’ll be getting that cavity filled next Thursday.

I was impressed with two things while I lay in the chair. One, the music playing over the intercom. Classic Rock! Oh hell yeah! Two, the technician that played with my teeth. She was awful pretty. I informed her that I had a Cold and that I would appreciate it if she would put her mask on to avoid catching my nasty condition. I think this was the point in time in which she fell in love with me. She doesn’t know it, but there were a few times I would slightly open my eyes so I could look at hers. Along with those eyes of hers, I was impressed with the way she maneuvered her hands inside of my mouth. Flossing would be less taxing if I had her to come over and do it for me.

One thing that was too funny was when she would tell me to “suck the end of the extractor” after she would rinse my mouth with water. She seemed to want to hold it to my mouth longer than was needed, so I just kept sucking it.

At one point in time, I thought I might pinch her ass when she would turn around to do something in the sink. But, the only argument/apology I could conjure in my mind was to say- “excuse me, I didn’t see you standing there”. Of course that wouldn’t hold up in a court of law…so I dissed that antic. I’ll admit that I’m looking forward to having her assist in filling my cavity, next week. Perhaps she will hold my hand when I tell her that “I’m scared of this procedure”. I’ll think of something.

Before I got up from the chair, she gave me a new toothbrush, wax floss, and a cute lil’ tube of Crest. I found it sweet of her to ask me to choose my favorites. Everyone loves a choice. When I used my new toothbrush that night, it was the best brush my teeth have ever experienced. It actually felt ‘good’. And all this time I believed that my former toothbrush was the best of all brushes. You know, not often, but sometimes the ‘grass is greener on the other side’.

I think I can get into this Dentist thing, again! Yearly checkups, here I come!

You Say, I Say...

Secretia said...

You are irreverent and we like you.

I know, I’m really trying to improve on that weakness of mine. Btw, in your profile pic, it appears that the right side of your body is feeling ‘chilly’??



MsDarkstar said...

With your vitamin and healthy juice thing, it must be a pretty potent set o' germs that's making you sick. Airborne is good stuff. I will usually dose up on it if Mr. POSSLQ is sniffling (my theory being if he's sniffling, I'm probably going to catch the cold). Have you tried rubbing Vicks on your feet? Yes, your feet. Don't know why it works, but it does.

Because of you, MsDarkstar, I had SB work some of that shit into my feet. I could be wrong, but I do believe you’ve got something there, my Sweet! Perhaps it was because of wishful thinking on my part, or maybe it was because I was thinking of YOU during the massaging of the Vicks…but I do believe Vick's made a difference. Thank you! Next time, I’ll try Chele’s suggestion and see if it will make me purr like a Cat.



Amber said...

I'm with KW on this ... bing.com has some really amazing pics and works as good as google. Feel better soon and btw, you're allowed to complain all you want about a cold - that right comes along with the cold

Thank you, Amber. My Peeps were so kind and thoughtful during my time of near-death experience (Colds are tougher than they used to be). Btw, I like your new profile pic, makes you appear to be thinking! Your previous pic gave the illusion of you sucking on a Tootsie Roll, sans stick. So, were you pondering about jumping out of a plane during the taking of the current picture? Oh, and another thing, I’ve been pondering about coming to visit your church. If I do, may I sit beside the ‘pastor’s wife’? I thought me and her could sing out of the same Hymnal together…if you know what I mean ;p



Lee W - The Way I See It said...

wow, gouchy pants, hope you're better soon. I'd come play nurse, if you were closer!

Oh Lee baby! Sounds like a GREAT idea!!!! But, I’ve got a better one. How ‘bout you nurse one part of me, and SB nurse the other part!



Karen said...

Went over to visit... another who says it like it is.
And, you're feeling better, I can tell.

And I “can tell” you need me to come over and teach you how to create an attractive and established Salt-Water Fish aquarium. And yeah, that HH, I’m going to teach him something, yet.



Susy said...

sorry to read your one sick puppy/mutherfucker... boo-hiss! Glad you gave us a few days...I'm thinking on it too. I'll be back! Be better!

Sweet Susy,
from Tuesday through Thursday is NOT a “few” days. And, I don’t know who you’ve been hanging around recently, but it appears you’ve caught a bad habit of cussin’!



Deborah said...

"Have We Met"?

Oh Deborah, I can tell you’re new around these parts. Whenever someone meets me…the next time they see me (doesn’t matter how many years later) they will never wonder if we have met. I’m one impressionable mutherfucker!



Jill said...

I love Zeppelin. When I was in high school...a very quiet, chubby boy sat behind me in Speech class. We would not have normally developed a friendship...we were in different "cliques". We became friends as he "schoooled" me in everything Led. Squeeze that Lemon, baby!

Ok Jill, let me get this straight.
In High School you referred to your ‘pillars’ as “Lemons”?? Question- did the boys ever attempt a ‘reach-around’ when they were sitting behind you in class?



Anna, The Lemon Lady said...

Here's the blog address:
http://krippledwarrior.blogspot.com/
It's interesting to read your blog. Tar Heel Blue. I've heard that somewhere. I actually had a roommate once who was from North Carolina. She was the sweetest and best roommate I've ever had. And, I'm in California. Ok...this means nothing at all. Just thoughts.

Cool! You live with the earthquakes and where Maria Shriver’s husband holds Office! Come on down to NC, Anna, everyone else does. Just be sure to bring your lemons. Btw, have you met Jill?



Azzazin said...

Get well soon!
I won't give you any disgusting advice, just what always works for me: lots of my favorite single malt whisky, movies (no-brainers, cuz if you have a fever you'll be nodding off anyway) and dark chocolate. And Nyquil before I fall asleep for the night. I actually envy you a bit, we don't have Nyquil here and nothing nearly as effective.

What’s Up, Sweed!
I also noticed that you changed your profile pic, as well. Forgive me, but, are you shooting at your neighbors…while exposing your bra? Is that bra one of those ‘Push-Up Lemon’ bras?



Kitty said...

My Thoughts Exactly or My Game, Your Move
Yes, I don't really care about the title - I just can't wait to read your next thoughts.

Obviously you look great in that Red Sweater of yours in your profile pic, but my “next thought” is that you try a Black sweater in your future updated pic. I want to see which one makes you look more delicious…



♥Aubrey said...

To get a man to "Black Out"...whisper something sexy into his ear :)-

For some, I’m sure. But, for me, it needs to be followed with the tongue.



Kelly Combs said...

I think "In my humble opinion" (or is it "in my honest opinion?") is perfect, because you say it alot, and you are strongly opinionated (not a bad thing), and you do share your opinion without reserve.

Kelly,
It is ‘humble’...like me. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I thought about you last night. There was this commercial on TV about body waxing…

Friday's Feature

Black is my favorite color. HH just posted about famous folks wearing Black. A woman usually can't go wrong wearing either Red, or Black. A woman wearing Black revealing her shoulders and thighs...always has the potential of making a guy 'black-out'!



Some of you may have heard of this song. This is the type of song a man wants to play while his woman is in the process of removing her black dress/hot pants...




It's the Weekend...

Keep your pace in the race,
and commit some RAOK along the way- Blasé

Fit Me UP!

‘Fit’, that’s the word I’m looking for. Which title best ‘fits’ my Blog. Most everyone else have better suited titles for their Blogs. Mine is too broad…imho. You’ve been reading it, so don’t hold back. Give it to me straight. Which one should represent the essence of everything I do on the Blogosphere? Do any of these capture the ‘meat and potatoes’ of my blogging?

I listed all the suggestions on paper for SB to look them over and then choose ten that are on target…ihho. Please choose 2 of the choices. Unless there is an overwhelming verdict, I will make my decision between the top three choices. I hope you will excuse me for being such a Virgo, but I need to get this right.

My Game, Your Move
Yours Truly, Blasé
My Thoughts Exactly
My Words for Your Thoughts
Basically Blasé
Touché
He’s So Blasé
Box of Chocolates
I’m Your Captain
Blasé Deliberates

All about Harley Hippie

Today is Veterans Day. I’m one that reflects throughout the year on the sacrifice of those who served in Military Duty. But of course, today gets special attention.

I stumbled across HH (aka Krippledwarrior to the common-folks) as I was browsing the Blogosphere a short time ago. Glancing across his Blog and viewing his profile pic gave me the immediate hunch that he would be familiar with Grand Funk Railroad. So, I threw out the bait. He took it hook, line, and sinker. He has been spinning wheelies and slingin’ leather on the Blogosphere ever since.

I got concerned about HH for a spell. For some unknown reason he decided to replace his actual profile pic with one of the Devil himself (or that was my interpretation, anyway). I coaxed him into rethinking that decision and he heeded my advice by reposting his handsome pic for the Devil pic. Ever since then, the church-women have been drawing to him like flies on a rotten banana. I know women, especially church-women, so I knew that it would be a matter of time in which church-bulletins would be including the latest Hot Blog.

HH has ‘been around the block’ a few times. He has shaken the hands of death more than once. Trivial matters are his forte. His Blog is insightful and educational. His life’s experiences are often shared and usually found to be comical and jaw-dropping…imho.

Check out his Blog and you’ll soon discover that he bleeds Tar Heel blue, in spite of the fact that he lives in California (you win some, you lose some).

I need a Change

..and don't call on Obama to do it, 'cause it will never get done.

My Title, it's too long and it's bothering the shit out of me ( like everything else is, right now). I need my Blog Title to be more concise, simple, neat, and layman friendly. And as my font ("kiss and tell") was left in your faithful hands, so too will the new Blog Title. The Title will be in five words, or less.

You can suggest as many titles as you wish. You've got till Thursday night. Thursday night, I will list all suggestions on a blog. Then, you will 'vote' for your favorite, but you cannot vote for your own suggestion.

Please do not think for one minute that I will accept any titles such as-
'Ramblings of a Retard'...or 'Blase's Blundering Blog'...or 'the japing ape'...or anything nonsensical of this nature.

I can't read any blogs tonight, gotta hit the sack 'cause I'm still one sick puppy/mutherfucker.

..good night, peace and love, and have at it!

..weak.....miserable.....aching...

….sickly…..weary……feeble…….pitiful………can’t make it……..somebody please help me…

All the kind words and well wishes are indeed appreciated. And so are the recommendations:

- Vicks massaged into my feet (and I assume in between the toes, too). Vicks, it’s not just for the chest, anymore.

- L-Lysine, What’s good for the Cat, is good for the human???

- Norton 360…because it’s probably a “computer virus”

- Captain Morgan and cola. At least it wasn’t Captain Kangaroo and Punch

- A Video, comical. Oh yeah, that will make it all go away

- Group Peep singing. I don’t have a headache, yet.

- Crabs, snails..it doesn’t matter Special K, they didn’t have anything to CLEAN/EAT

- Nostril-Size cloves of garlic.

- Lemons. Just squeeze and drink. So simple. Bye bye Tylenol Cold medicine and the rest of the bad tasting crap.

The Blogosphere…gotta love it! Especially when you've got the Peeps that I've got ;)

I've Finally got it

Ok, the last time I checked, I’m a grown-ass man. So why am I being inundated with Sesame Street Characters on ‘Google’? Enough is enough! I don’t remember the exact day, but I believe this shit has been going on for over a week, now. How the hell can parents keep their children off the Internet when the Cookie Monster is smiling with those crumbs falling out his mouth?

Truth is, I’m easily pissed right now. I’ve got a Cold. Yeah, I know I recently blogged about me not being able to remember the last time I caught a Cold, but I’ve got it as sure as Special K has got her some Salt-Water Blues. SweetBaby is nursing me very thoroughly. Since yesterday, she has been pouring that ‘Airborne’ dietary supplement into me. Nice orange effervescent thing going on with it. It comes highly recommended. Perhaps some of you are familiar with it.

You know, Fyi- SB makes a great Nurse, but a lousy patient. When I’m tending to her when she is sick, I can’t do anything right.

I just want everyone to know that whenever I decide to stop blogging (I don’t foresee it in the near future or anything), I’ll make it an announcement. I won’t leave y’all hanging. So, if a month goes by where you haven’t got a blog from me, you will know that I’ve died of some reason or another.

I’m irritated, and wondering if I’ll be able to go to work tomorrow. I realize there are worse things happening in this world right now, but I’m still going to complain about this cold.

I may just come up with a Questionnaire to get my mind off of this chest congestion (TMI??).

You Say, I Say...

The comments that I choose to banter with is not based on the ‘best’ comments, not at all. Some comments deserve to be left alone, while others are in need of my herbs and spices and artificial flavoring. All comments are appreciated and read by many. Commenting on other’s Blogs is a great way to give exposure to your own Blog. If you don’t get out and ‘mingle’, how will others know that you exist? Being bashful in the Blogosphere is not recommended. Then again, you may not be a Blogger but more of a reader/participator. To be honest, I do not consider myself to be a True Blogger. I’m an entertainer that takes advantage of Blogger.com. There are several followers of mine that I consider to be True Bloggers, and I get around to giving them a ‘shout-out’ at the appropriate times (that’s just the way I roll). My participation on Blogger.com has also made me some friends. If I were to stop “blogging” today, I’d likely continue to comment on Blogs. –Blasé


MariaK said...

Some crazy moves for white boys. And now they are chained up in some theater in Branson doing elevator muzak for seniors. Sigh.

Actually, the Osmonds were better talented as performers and singers than the ‘Jackson 5’. When the Osmond Bros were just wee lil’ tots, they could sing Barber Shop Quartet and would perform on TV. Amazing harmony.Their Rock Concerts blew the Jackson 5 out of the water. But, The Jackson 5 had something the Osmonds didn’t have…Berry Gordy! Fyi- it was Gladys Knight that discovered the Jackson 5, not Diana Ross.



Kelly Combs said...

I'm glad you qualified TBFYB because I had no idea what that meant.
And I've had my eyebrows waxed and I can't imagine the pain of doing a larger area, like your back. OOOOWWWWWWWW!

CK/KC, it is my current understanding that ‘Bikini Waxing’ produces more pain than ‘Eyebrow Waxing’. Care to elaborate?



KrippledWarrior said...

When the JWs and Mormons show up at my house, I get the book out and show where theirs is different. I enjoy confrontation. Plus they become a captive audience and can't be bugging lesser prepared souls down the street. Do you think DAWN OF THE DEAD would work as well as an XXX flick?

Yeah, HH, I used to do the same thing. I guess I semi-enjoy confrontation, but I’ve got to the point now where I’d rather sit down and share a porn video with them. Everyone believes that what they believe, is the truth, and their way is the best/only way. When an individual comes to the point in their life where they admit that they don’t know shit…then they know something…imho.



MariaK said...

Sure wish you would quit sugar coating things and tell us how you really feel...

Me too! I’m trying to get to the point in life where I can easily ‘break out of my shell’, giving my opinions and not apologizing for it. I think I’m making progress…



♥Aubrey said...

Little women DO have big mouths...i should know :)-

Yeah, but Aubrey…you’ve got the ‘IT Factor’, whereas Ripa leaves me flaccid. Truth be told, there are some women that I could listen to their jabber-jawing for hours on end.



Tgoette said...

Oh you are right, she is just a no-talent, annoying talking head that needs to shut up. Still, I think she is preferable to Kathie Lee Gifford, who was even worse.
I think I heard that Ripa's breasts were so small they were actually inverted. Very weird indeed.

I remember this one chick I had a short-time relationship with. She told me that at one time her tits were so small that she considered them as “inverted”. Well, I found that to be odd being that the ones she possesses now (or at that time I was enjoying them/her) were big enough to leave ‘slap’ marks on my face.



nirvana diva said...

you seriously need to get together with Perez Hilton! Non-stop dishing!

I don’t know who “Perez Hilton” is?? Does she have inverted nipples?




Ms. Anthropy said...

Did you lose the remote?

Well, just jump right on in here with both legs, Ms Pippy Longstocking!
Truth be told, I’ve never seen an entire episode of the show in which that pussy-whipped Regis co-hosts with some dim-witted female. I’ve seen advertisements about it and sometimes will get a glimpse of it on TVs that I pass during my daily routine. I know enough about the Show/Ripa that I don’t want to have anything to do with hosts projecting faux/padded butts and inverted titties. Ms Anthropy, why do I get this feeling that you perceive me to be a ‘Pompous Ass’??



Dutch donut girl said...

'Work her over'? Is this a metaphor for kissing and hugging? I'm Dutch, so I don't get these nuances of the english language.

Yes Double D, for starters anyway!



Lala said...

13 YO GIRL??? Look harder... she's built like a 12 year old BOY who hasn't hit puberty yet...
BOTH her and her "big Daddy" (which is how she refers to the senile drolling fool who sits next to her) need to PUNCH THEIR TICKETS... don't even get me started on HIM! I wouldn't think you would perfer the other "sidekick"... she appears on the TODAY show and is OBVIOUSLY becoming estrogen deficient... just sayin'
Lala :o)

I could be wrong, but I believe o’l Regis has a special pair of panties he adorns and applies Avon before retiring for bed…AND that his wife wears the pants in the marriage. As far as Kathy Lee goes, I commend her for understanding how her older husband needed to ‘get some strange’ because of his mid-life crisis going on. And although she needs to shut that 'trap' of hers…her non-inverted breasts are enough to distract me from said yapping/blahblahblah.

Friday's Feature

Anybody need some Led?

And for Goodness Sakes, turn it up a notch!




It's the weekend...

Keep your pace in the race,
and commit some RAOK along the way- Blasé

All about Kelly Ripa

"If you can't say something nice about someone, then don't say anything at all"

Well, *UC* THAT!


1. She has the body AND personality of a thirteen y/o girl

2. What little bit of butt you see...is padded

3. She is spoiled, and addicted to attention

4. I'll bet my left nut...that her husband is pussy/sissy-whipped

5. I liked that woman (what's her name?) that she replaced. SHE is the kind of woman I'd like to take and 'work her over' like there is no tomorrow. Whereas with Ripa, I'd rather count daisies with HH than to attempt to entertain the thought of me doing anything within 2 feet of her.

6. The only thing that stands out with her, is her fake-ass bleached blonde hair. Big DEAL!

7. For such a small frame, she sure does have a big mouth.

8. Obviously, I don't like the lil' bitch!

..I guess that will do for now

A True Blogger

Gillian has made 1000 posts in just two years. Her Blog always has something interesting to read. I just love me some Red-Headed Bloggers. She blogs like it's nobody's business. I can't find her http:... so click on her name in my comments section and see how a real Blogger does it.

Please don't anyone ask me if her husband wears one of those 'skirts' and plays a Bagpipe.