Friday's Feature

I always think of a certain Blogger when I hear this song. Can you guess who it is?
At the end of the last verse, when he says “I’m alive and doing fine”, I was called in to do the ‘WHOOOoo’ part.




It’s the Weekend…

Keep your pace in the race,
and commit some RAOK along the way- Blasé

All about the Dentist: the Final Chapter

I’m there on time, 8am sharp. Two other guys are waiting. Several minutes go by and during that time we are being entertained by the dental women jibber-jabbing about trivial shit (baby-daddy, last night’s TV reality show, back-stabbing the co-worker that is out sick..) in a room somewhere in the back. Finally, I am called.

I was disappointed that the previous Chic who was the apple-of-my-eye did NOT participate in the filling of my cavity. SB told me that she would not be involved because she was a hygienist, not a Dental Assistant. SB was correct. But, all is not lost. The Chic that played in my mouth this time had gorgeous eyes but unfortunately she lacked the kind of ass that needs a pinch.

As I told y’all before, I had a root-canal done several years ago and there was no pain involved. I’ve also had crowns put on and the shot was painless. Today was the same thing. No pain and no big deal. I think some of y’all get your panties all bunched up before you visit the Dentist. I got a few comments of negativity regarding the Dentist on my Part One post and I just don’t understand it??

Before the filling procedure, I had turned on the TV/x-ray-monitor to ‘Young Frankenstein’ while I was waiting for the numbing gel to do its thing before the shot arrived. During the procedure, both the Doctor and assistant would look over and watch the movie, and it reminded me of the time the JWs were intrigued with my TV during their last visit with me. It just seemed out of character. Nothing wrong with it, just odd/funny is all.

So, the Dentist is a breeze, folks. The next time you see the Dentist, I suggest some of you make sure you pull your panties out of your crack…it just might make your experience much more amicable.

I don’t understand why all this talk about the Dentist is making me horny, but I feel the need to play ‘Dentist’ with SB. I’ll be the Dentist, and she can be the patient. I’ll Drill and Fill her "cavities"…

You Say, I Say...

Deborah said...

Oh my god, you are so naughty!
I'm telling you; if your tongue wasn't so far into your cheek it could be anywhere! Or maybe it is. Your SB is one lovely woman. Does she laugh hard every day? What a guy!

Yes, SB is indeed “lovely”. And yes, she laughs hard every day. I mean, how could one not laugh while living with Blasé? I have the ability to stimulate SB to do a number of things rather quickly, laughing is just one of those…



Lee W - The Way I See It said...

you never cease to amaze me. If I dress up in my nurses uniform, will you lust after me too?? **nudge nudge ** wink wink** Tell SB she's awesome.

I told SB that she is “awesome”, and she replied with- “thank you, honey”. As far as the uniform goes, as long as it leaves a lil’ to the imagination (emphasis lil’), that would be great! In other words, if it has 3 buttons…only button ONE.




West Wind Creations said...

Great blog. I love the dentist but don't ever remember having such an experience as you did. My dentist isn't bad looking but I am not tempted to pinch his ass. Glad you had a wonderful time in the chair. I get this also in my hair salon. Guys will knock something off my stand so I have to pick it up. I know whats going on so I just kick it to the side. It's funny to see the disappointment on their face. In the end they have to pay me anyway.

Oh you can’t fool me! Every female stylist that ever cut my hair has brushed her boobies against my shoulder. Ha!…you made me remember something. When I was in the 2nd grade, I would drop my pencil between the Teacher’s feet when she would be standing next to me helping another student. I’d lean down to pick it up and then get a quick look under her dress. I’ve always loved the female anatomy for as long as I can remember. Now, be a good Stylist and start picking up those items from the floor and give those men a look-see!



Chele said...

There was a time when I thought I would give love another chance, but now I don't think I can.

Aww, cry me a river, Chele. What’s wrong, did a few guys not treat you like you think you deserve? Boo Hoo! Hey, good news!!! I gave up on women until I met SB. And trust me; I’ve been with a lot of women over the years. Sometimes you’ve got to take a lickin’ before that special one comes along. But, you’ll never see it happen if you give up. You and Nish need me to encourage you to get an attitude adjustment, hold your chin up, and get ready to take the Bull by the Horns! Patience and Perseverance…oh yeah, Baby!



Karen said...

There was a time when I believed that life could be "Ideal" too..
and now I'm realizing it's all in what you see, not what you're looking at.

Very Deep, Special K. I’m impressed!
Btw, ain’t y’all got that house finished, yet?



Daisy said...

There was a time when I believed.. that if I were a good mother and do the best with what I had to give my daughters a good life they would always be "there" for me. but now.. I know that is not the case.

Unfortunately for me, I can empathize with you on that one, Daisy. Life is not fair. Good things happen in this Life, but Life is NOT Good. Those that say “Life is Good”…are just going through a nice time/period and are probably forgetting about the bad times they had before good things came their way. Things may be going well for you at the moment, but give life enough time, and you’ll have your share of heartache, disappointment, and grief. Life is demanding, unmerciful, and unfair. If one wants to survive in this life, you must get tough. Be humble, yet very tough. Also, there is no formula to follow that guarantees the results we desire.



Choleesa said...

There was a time when I believed that love conquered all, but now I know that love is just a pain in the ass.

Choleesa, have you met Chele and Nish?



Sheena said...

In the right one, the right place and the right time. But now I only believe in right here and right now.

That is another truth that I’ve learned about life. What matters is Right NOW! We live in the moments because we can’t do anything about yesterday, nor can we create tomorrow.



Anna, The Lemon Lady said...

There was a time when I believed that Random Acts of Kindness will make the world a better place...and I still do believe that!

Me too, Anna! As soon as you give me a bushel of Lemons, I’ll pass ‘em out and that will be a wonderful RAOK! That is, unless I accidently squirt somebody in the eye…



Some Chilean Woman said...

I've gained a lot more confidence since I stopped going to church or being religious. The LDS faith only made me more aware of my imperfections and I just can't live like that.

Organized Religion is made by man, and is run by man. I’m convinced that ‘God’ doesn’t have anything to do with it.


Kitty said...

I had to laugh at the Chap-stick one. I use chap-stick every night before I go to sleep!

Kitty Kat,
Knowing that about you gives me much comfort and relief. Keep those lips healthy because you never know when I might just…. want to make a sculpture of your lips.



Chris H said...

Choice list, seen it before. Chapstick .. don't use it. Me lips are still totally kissable, just ask me man! I TOTALLY agree with all of the list.. especially #'s 27 and 30.

But I’ve never done this List, before??? Oh, I get it, you’re insinuating that there is another individual roaming this planet who is Bright and Insightful! COOL!!!!! Actually, I thought of these off the top of my head. It took me about a half an hour while I was driving my route. So, I guess it is fair to say that ‘Chap Stick’ is glad everyone doesn’t have lips like yours?? They’d be out of business!



Gillian said...

What do men gossip about?

About anything and everything. Mostly about Red-Headed women from Scotland and how they would like to…



Tracy said...

#13 - so agree, we love to fill people with that "pie in the sky" ideal - trust me, there is no way in hell, no matter how much I would WANT to be, that I will ever be a running back on a professional football team, or even a college one for that matter. Not that I want to be - in fact, if I was going to play football, I think I would want my position to be Center - so many fun possiblities there, especially if Brady was the one taking the snaps between my legs ..... anyhow, got distracted there... As regards to 25, 26, and 30 - I would add that you don't have to be religious or "have religion" to be spiritual.

HA! Yeah, tell me about it, Tracy! Someone please tell a child in Ethiopia that if they put their mind to it, that they can grow up to be whatever they want to be.

Having personal Faith, and being Religious, are not one and the same.

I suspect that activity between your legs would indeed have possibilities on the field, or off…

LIVE and LEARN

1. Things are not always what they appear to be
2. Don't take life too seriously
3. Nothing lasts forever, good or bad
4. Worrying only produces detrimental results
5. Some people never learn
6. Ignorance is one's greatest enemy
7. Being Educated, and being Intelligent, are not one and the same
8. Everyone is the same, yet different
9. It doesn't matter what others think of me
10. You'll never please everyone, so...see #9
11. Bottom line, you're on your own
12. We're at the mercy of Circumstances
13. Whoever teaches- "You can be whatever you want to be"....has shit-for-brains, see #12
14. We don't learn from History
15. Wealth and/or Education doesn't guarantee anything
16. If you can't learn to be Content, you'll never be happy, regardless...
17. Keeping-It-Real, and holding a Grudge, are not one and the same
18. Love is Conditional. You love someone/something- Because...
19. There is no such thing as a 'Trouble-Free' relationship
20. You just may be the 'problem-factor' in your relationships
21. Self-assessments are crucial
22. Everyone has room to change for the better
23. Women in general have more of a challenge with decision-making than men, because women battle with the 'Emotions vs. Logic' thingy
24. Being Knowledgeable, and having Wisdom, are not one and the same
25. Being Religious is easy
26. Anyone can be religious, and anybody does
27. Being Religious doesn't prove anything
28. Pride is the greatest of "sins"
29. Men gossip, too
30. Religion attracts the Insecure, and the Co-dependent
31. Your Feelings can mislead you
32. You can manipulate your Conscience (i.e. certain lifestyles)
33. Frequent use of Chap-stick will keep your lips soft, flexible, and pleasurable to kiss!!!
34. Searching the Blogosphere for Thinkers is a challenging task. But, my readers are proof that it can be done... ;) I <3 my Peeps

Which of these 'Hits-Home' with you?

Complete the Sentence

There was a time when I believed..


but now..

All about the Dentist

It’s been several years since I paid a visit/co-pay to the Dentist. I’ve been twice in the past 25 years. This past visit last Thursday, revealed that I had some tartar buildup and a cavity that needs to be filled. Those findings are expected after a couple of decades of using your teeth. Other than that, my teeth are doing great. I’ll be getting that cavity filled next Thursday.

I was impressed with two things while I lay in the chair. One, the music playing over the intercom. Classic Rock! Oh hell yeah! Two, the technician that played with my teeth. She was awful pretty. I informed her that I had a Cold and that I would appreciate it if she would put her mask on to avoid catching my nasty condition. I think this was the point in time in which she fell in love with me. She doesn’t know it, but there were a few times I would slightly open my eyes so I could look at hers. Along with those eyes of hers, I was impressed with the way she maneuvered her hands inside of my mouth. Flossing would be less taxing if I had her to come over and do it for me.

One thing that was too funny was when she would tell me to “suck the end of the extractor” after she would rinse my mouth with water. She seemed to want to hold it to my mouth longer than was needed, so I just kept sucking it.

At one point in time, I thought I might pinch her ass when she would turn around to do something in the sink. But, the only argument/apology I could conjure in my mind was to say- “excuse me, I didn’t see you standing there”. Of course that wouldn’t hold up in a court of law…so I dissed that antic. I’ll admit that I’m looking forward to having her assist in filling my cavity, next week. Perhaps she will hold my hand when I tell her that “I’m scared of this procedure”. I’ll think of something.

Before I got up from the chair, she gave me a new toothbrush, wax floss, and a cute lil’ tube of Crest. I found it sweet of her to ask me to choose my favorites. Everyone loves a choice. When I used my new toothbrush that night, it was the best brush my teeth have ever experienced. It actually felt ‘good’. And all this time I believed that my former toothbrush was the best of all brushes. You know, not often, but sometimes the ‘grass is greener on the other side’.

I think I can get into this Dentist thing, again! Yearly checkups, here I come!

You Say, I Say...

Secretia said...

You are irreverent and we like you.

I know, I’m really trying to improve on that weakness of mine. Btw, in your profile pic, it appears that the right side of your body is feeling ‘chilly’??



MsDarkstar said...

With your vitamin and healthy juice thing, it must be a pretty potent set o' germs that's making you sick. Airborne is good stuff. I will usually dose up on it if Mr. POSSLQ is sniffling (my theory being if he's sniffling, I'm probably going to catch the cold). Have you tried rubbing Vicks on your feet? Yes, your feet. Don't know why it works, but it does.

Because of you, MsDarkstar, I had SB work some of that shit into my feet. I could be wrong, but I do believe you’ve got something there, my Sweet! Perhaps it was because of wishful thinking on my part, or maybe it was because I was thinking of YOU during the massaging of the Vicks…but I do believe Vick's made a difference. Thank you! Next time, I’ll try Chele’s suggestion and see if it will make me purr like a Cat.



Amber said...

I'm with KW on this ... bing.com has some really amazing pics and works as good as google. Feel better soon and btw, you're allowed to complain all you want about a cold - that right comes along with the cold

Thank you, Amber. My Peeps were so kind and thoughtful during my time of near-death experience (Colds are tougher than they used to be). Btw, I like your new profile pic, makes you appear to be thinking! Your previous pic gave the illusion of you sucking on a Tootsie Roll, sans stick. So, were you pondering about jumping out of a plane during the taking of the current picture? Oh, and another thing, I’ve been pondering about coming to visit your church. If I do, may I sit beside the ‘pastor’s wife’? I thought me and her could sing out of the same Hymnal together…if you know what I mean ;p



Lee W - The Way I See It said...

wow, gouchy pants, hope you're better soon. I'd come play nurse, if you were closer!

Oh Lee baby! Sounds like a GREAT idea!!!! But, I’ve got a better one. How ‘bout you nurse one part of me, and SB nurse the other part!



Karen said...

Went over to visit... another who says it like it is.
And, you're feeling better, I can tell.

And I “can tell” you need me to come over and teach you how to create an attractive and established Salt-Water Fish aquarium. And yeah, that HH, I’m going to teach him something, yet.



Susy said...

sorry to read your one sick puppy/mutherfucker... boo-hiss! Glad you gave us a few days...I'm thinking on it too. I'll be back! Be better!

Sweet Susy,
from Tuesday through Thursday is NOT a “few” days. And, I don’t know who you’ve been hanging around recently, but it appears you’ve caught a bad habit of cussin’!



Deborah said...

"Have We Met"?

Oh Deborah, I can tell you’re new around these parts. Whenever someone meets me…the next time they see me (doesn’t matter how many years later) they will never wonder if we have met. I’m one impressionable mutherfucker!



Jill said...

I love Zeppelin. When I was in high school...a very quiet, chubby boy sat behind me in Speech class. We would not have normally developed a friendship...we were in different "cliques". We became friends as he "schoooled" me in everything Led. Squeeze that Lemon, baby!

Ok Jill, let me get this straight.
In High School you referred to your ‘pillars’ as “Lemons”?? Question- did the boys ever attempt a ‘reach-around’ when they were sitting behind you in class?



Anna, The Lemon Lady said...

Here's the blog address:
http://krippledwarrior.blogspot.com/
It's interesting to read your blog. Tar Heel Blue. I've heard that somewhere. I actually had a roommate once who was from North Carolina. She was the sweetest and best roommate I've ever had. And, I'm in California. Ok...this means nothing at all. Just thoughts.

Cool! You live with the earthquakes and where Maria Shriver’s husband holds Office! Come on down to NC, Anna, everyone else does. Just be sure to bring your lemons. Btw, have you met Jill?



Azzazin said...

Get well soon!
I won't give you any disgusting advice, just what always works for me: lots of my favorite single malt whisky, movies (no-brainers, cuz if you have a fever you'll be nodding off anyway) and dark chocolate. And Nyquil before I fall asleep for the night. I actually envy you a bit, we don't have Nyquil here and nothing nearly as effective.

What’s Up, Sweed!
I also noticed that you changed your profile pic, as well. Forgive me, but, are you shooting at your neighbors…while exposing your bra? Is that bra one of those ‘Push-Up Lemon’ bras?



Kitty said...

My Thoughts Exactly or My Game, Your Move
Yes, I don't really care about the title - I just can't wait to read your next thoughts.

Obviously you look great in that Red Sweater of yours in your profile pic, but my “next thought” is that you try a Black sweater in your future updated pic. I want to see which one makes you look more delicious…



♥Aubrey said...

To get a man to "Black Out"...whisper something sexy into his ear :)-

For some, I’m sure. But, for me, it needs to be followed with the tongue.



Kelly Combs said...

I think "In my humble opinion" (or is it "in my honest opinion?") is perfect, because you say it alot, and you are strongly opinionated (not a bad thing), and you do share your opinion without reserve.

Kelly,
It is ‘humble’...like me. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I thought about you last night. There was this commercial on TV about body waxing…

Friday's Feature

Black is my favorite color. HH just posted about famous folks wearing Black. A woman usually can't go wrong wearing either Red, or Black. A woman wearing Black revealing her shoulders and thighs...always has the potential of making a guy 'black-out'!



Some of you may have heard of this song. This is the type of song a man wants to play while his woman is in the process of removing her black dress/hot pants...




It's the Weekend...

Keep your pace in the race,
and commit some RAOK along the way- Blasé

Fit Me UP!

‘Fit’, that’s the word I’m looking for. Which title best ‘fits’ my Blog. Most everyone else have better suited titles for their Blogs. Mine is too broad…imho. You’ve been reading it, so don’t hold back. Give it to me straight. Which one should represent the essence of everything I do on the Blogosphere? Do any of these capture the ‘meat and potatoes’ of my blogging?

I listed all the suggestions on paper for SB to look them over and then choose ten that are on target…ihho. Please choose 2 of the choices. Unless there is an overwhelming verdict, I will make my decision between the top three choices. I hope you will excuse me for being such a Virgo, but I need to get this right.

My Game, Your Move
Yours Truly, Blasé
My Thoughts Exactly
My Words for Your Thoughts
Basically Blasé
Touché
He’s So Blasé
Box of Chocolates
I’m Your Captain
Blasé Deliberates

All about Harley Hippie

Today is Veterans Day. I’m one that reflects throughout the year on the sacrifice of those who served in Military Duty. But of course, today gets special attention.

I stumbled across HH (aka Krippledwarrior to the common-folks) as I was browsing the Blogosphere a short time ago. Glancing across his Blog and viewing his profile pic gave me the immediate hunch that he would be familiar with Grand Funk Railroad. So, I threw out the bait. He took it hook, line, and sinker. He has been spinning wheelies and slingin’ leather on the Blogosphere ever since.

I got concerned about HH for a spell. For some unknown reason he decided to replace his actual profile pic with one of the Devil himself (or that was my interpretation, anyway). I coaxed him into rethinking that decision and he heeded my advice by reposting his handsome pic for the Devil pic. Ever since then, the church-women have been drawing to him like flies on a rotten banana. I know women, especially church-women, so I knew that it would be a matter of time in which church-bulletins would be including the latest Hot Blog.

HH has ‘been around the block’ a few times. He has shaken the hands of death more than once. Trivial matters are his forte. His Blog is insightful and educational. His life’s experiences are often shared and usually found to be comical and jaw-dropping…imho.

Check out his Blog and you’ll soon discover that he bleeds Tar Heel blue, in spite of the fact that he lives in California (you win some, you lose some).

I need a Change

..and don't call on Obama to do it, 'cause it will never get done.

My Title, it's too long and it's bothering the shit out of me ( like everything else is, right now). I need my Blog Title to be more concise, simple, neat, and layman friendly. And as my font ("kiss and tell") was left in your faithful hands, so too will the new Blog Title. The Title will be in five words, or less.

You can suggest as many titles as you wish. You've got till Thursday night. Thursday night, I will list all suggestions on a blog. Then, you will 'vote' for your favorite, but you cannot vote for your own suggestion.

Please do not think for one minute that I will accept any titles such as-
'Ramblings of a Retard'...or 'Blase's Blundering Blog'...or 'the japing ape'...or anything nonsensical of this nature.

I can't read any blogs tonight, gotta hit the sack 'cause I'm still one sick puppy/mutherfucker.

..good night, peace and love, and have at it!

..weak.....miserable.....aching...

….sickly…..weary……feeble…….pitiful………can’t make it……..somebody please help me…

All the kind words and well wishes are indeed appreciated. And so are the recommendations:

- Vicks massaged into my feet (and I assume in between the toes, too). Vicks, it’s not just for the chest, anymore.

- L-Lysine, What’s good for the Cat, is good for the human???

- Norton 360…because it’s probably a “computer virus”

- Captain Morgan and cola. At least it wasn’t Captain Kangaroo and Punch

- A Video, comical. Oh yeah, that will make it all go away

- Group Peep singing. I don’t have a headache, yet.

- Crabs, snails..it doesn’t matter Special K, they didn’t have anything to CLEAN/EAT

- Nostril-Size cloves of garlic.

- Lemons. Just squeeze and drink. So simple. Bye bye Tylenol Cold medicine and the rest of the bad tasting crap.

The Blogosphere…gotta love it! Especially when you've got the Peeps that I've got ;)